Today's Rants

AM Rant:

Me: word
Sent at 9:56 AM on Wednesday
Mrs: yo
i'm tired
Me: me too and i have a headache
Mrs: i was up watchin Flava of love Charm School and I have a headache too
Me: oh no
i am gonna like charmschool
mo nique had me rollin
talking about "i kept thinking after she finishes she is still going to have to go up that hill"
Mrs: LMAO
Me: that chick Rain is crazy as hell
Mrs: Goldie had me howlin
tommbout Monique is a Big bitch
Me: YES
Mrs: LOL
i laffed so hard
Me: rain looked like pookie in her one on one
Mrs: YES
Me: i kept sayin...CHECK HER BAGS
CHECK HER BAGS
Mrs: that bitch was high as hell
Me: yes
Mrs: I was like geez
Me: and when mo said we weren't laffin with u...we were laffin at u
i said PREACH SISTER MO
Mrs: I said amen!
Me: PREACH...TELL THE PEOPLEZ THE TRUTH
Mrs: them chicks should feel like shit
Rain is just insane
and Mo was right
Me: that slut pumpkin doesn't
and that Bootz chick
WTH?
the only one i really feel for is Saaphirya...howeva u spell it
but she is getting on my nerves being on every show
Mrs: she's a hot bad weave having mess
pumpkin ain't shit
she needs her ass beat
Me: please lord yes
Mrs: bootz will do it
damn that chick is a hater
damn
Me: without needing a push from anyone
who bootz?
Mrs: hatin on every thing
or was that the other one
I get them confused
Me: the one that'ssharing the room with bootz and pumpin?
they all look alike
now those are nappy headed hoes
i'm sorry
they are
and i am not apologizing to them or america for it
Mrs: LMAO!
I gotta cosign
emphasis on hoes
Me: if imus wudda said it about them...i would have cosigned
Mrs: hells yes
I'd been like he's right
Me: yes
no protest
nuttin
Mrs: nobody could say shit
Me: just me chantin yestheyare
Mrs: I'd be like damn it there's video
Me: say no
to the flave hoe
say no
to the flave hoe
Mrs: lol
Me: so i'm glad u are watching that show
so i can talk about it withsomeone
cuz they did come off the short bus looking like window and everything else lickerz
Sent at 10:06 AM on Wednesday
Mrs: LMAO
YES
the short bus son
why you got me holding back laffin hard in her
wiping tears
Sent at 10:10 AM on Wednesday
Me: LMAO
they just get under my skin
especially after knowing people in other countries see this mess and think that's what we are all about
Mrs: Hi, this is why folk in Greece were cuttin a fool
Me: and as hard as we have struggled to be seen as more than just property...their asses want to be equal in slutness
Mrs: My Greek friend said it's prolly cause they thought we were famous
Me: LOL
Mrs: EXACTLY
Me: why??
ya know
why would u want to feel that's your only way to be someone. and for FLAV?
Mrs: I try to rep right and these hoes fuck it up for the rest of us
seriously
stupid hoe bitches
Monique should beat their asses
Me: he looks like one of the california raisins
Mrs: LMAO
Me: and that damn Buckwild
Mrs: TRYIN TO HOLD DOWN LAUGHTER
Me: she makes me feel bad for the PWT
Mrs: She ain't shit
Me: i know...that's why she makes me feel bad for them
how in the hell?
Becky
Mrs: she's so fake
and it's like she's tryin to rep for old stereotypes of black folk that we don't even embraces
40s?
WTF
Me: how do u sit there and allow her to keep on going
i wanted monique to put her ass in the fire
Mrs: word
wearing a gotdamn bubble coat in the house
why?
why tashie?
Me: in a house
with a FIRE
and the other chicks are wearing my daughter's baby clothes
i wondered where they were
now i know
Mrs: they are whores
Me: oh
Mrs: WHORES
Me: and that damn hottie
Mrs: Lawd Jayzus
Me: i bet that apple was stinkin
Mrs: what the fuck is on her head
why is there yarn on her head Tash
WHY!!!
Me: girl that was horse tail hair
she just took the horse she was fuckin's hair and put it on her head
Mrs: That fuckin apple musta smelled like badussy
It's like she bought out all the pack hair in the korean spot and put it on her head
geez
I can't
she's a horror
Me: i said don't touch it MO
it's got tittay lint on it
that chick pulled the apple out of her bra
the worm died on the spot
Mrs: Tashie you are on a roll
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH@Titty lint
Me: LMAO
that was my first thought
how do u pull an apple from your tit and think it's cool
Mrs: Holy crap
coughing
Me: oh no
oh
Mrs: oh sit
oh shit
damn
Me: i thought someone died or something
phew
Mrs: I can't stop laffin
Me: LOL
Mrs: worm died
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Me: big worm
and she had rollers in her hair for the promo for future episodes
kept sayin how was she going to plug in her rollers
synthetic doesn't need heat...it melts in heat
WTH?
i hate all of those chicks
except saaph
she just seems lost to me
and spoke the truth about those 50gs
Mrs: seriously you had me gettin my pump
Me: LMAO
hahahahahhaha
i have a little built up frustration
Mrs: isee
Me: and i'm mad at me for watching the shows but...i get over it fast
Mrs: me too
Me: just like when i played the song Pop Lock and Drop it this weekend
i was mad at me
until i realized i was paid for it
then i got over it
but then today
i felt like a pawn for da music man
like i sold out
Mrs: LMA
O
i can't breeve
Me: LOL
cuz i won't let nuri listen to the song but sho burned and played it at the party
Mrs: LOL
Me: oh did u hear they got a suspect for Jay's murder
Mrs: Yeah I heard
Me: and they pinned another murder on him
Mrs: some cat that's in jail already
Me: and i'm ready for them to say he killed biggie and tupac too
Mrs: yup
Me: cuz they said he killed tupacs associate
Mrs: put it in a nice little bow
Me: i'm like he killed everybody
Mrs: here we good
Me: Scott La Rock
Mrs: he killed Martin lutha king
Me: LMAO
Mrs: Malcolm X
Me: yes!
Mrs: shot Vernon Jordan in tha ass
Me: he killed Big L
Mrs: Freeky Tah
Me: he shot JR
Mrs: he killed every one
Me: and Mr.. Burns
Mrs: He shot Mr. Burns too
JINX
Me: LMAO
Mrs: lol
I'd like vodka instead of coke
Me: they gonna pin every murder on him
gurl
who u tellin cuz i'm this close to drinkin
i haven't been to the mosque since thursday
Mrs: no kidding
Me: and was only there to drop some papers off
and then i bounced


PM Rant:

[14:13] Me: u know what irks me
[14:13] Me: when i hear white folks say black
[14:13] Me: it's like the ack is extended
[14:13] B: LMAO
[14:13] Me: Blaaaccck
[14:14] Me: oops
[14:14] Me: blaaaccckkkuh
[14:16] B: /:)
[14:16] Me: blaackuh guy
[14:16] B: lol
[14:16] B: STOP IT!
[14:16] B: lol
[14:16] Me: see u know it's true
[14:17] B: girl u know its true
[14:17] Me: i think it's because i say it as a color
[14:17] Me: and i feel it's said by some as a label
[14:17] B: Oo Ooo Oo
[14:18] Me: kind of like what kind of cereal are u getting
[14:18] Me: blaackuh guy cereal
[14:18] B: LOL
[14:18] B: aahahaha
[14:18] Me: it has nuts in it
[14:18] Me: deez nuts? yes those
[14:18] B: LOL
[14:19] Me: ok i made myown self laff